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Origineel geplaatst door Alexander
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erm... hoezo?Origineel geplaatst door turtel
waarom zijn de bananen krom![]()
als ze recht zijn dan vallen ze om
Origineel geplaatst door 6 trak
erm... hoezo?
als je een rechte banaan op de tafel neerlegt valt ie net zo hard niet om als een kromme...
It's not me. It's me.
I've been doing a bit of thinking since I've been home. Ably assisted by my sisters, both biological and non. And I've come to a few conclusions.
1. I should really move back to England in the next year or so. It's so relaxing living in a place where not everyone looks the same, neighbourhoods can be truly multi-cultural and women go out wearing no make-up and no-one stares. Mind you, that could get depressing after a while.
2. The English winter is so much more bearable than the New York one.
3. Waitrose is possibly the finest shop in the whole world.
4. Low rise jeans give you love handles if you aren't annorexic, even if you're not fat. That is unnerving.
5. I don't understand why they don't have Lil-lets in America, when they by far the most superior tampon on the market today.
6. I really shouldn't leave it so long to get my roots done. Men in cars keep slowing down next to me and asking me 'how much?'.
7. I am not going to be any man's 'possible' any more. I am not a 'possible'. I am a definite, a keeper, a veritable 'prize'. If you want me, you have to really WANT me. Not kind of want me in a kind of 'well, she's not bad, I'm kind of into her, but I don't have to make any decision yet, because that brunette porn star I met the other night just might have potential, so we'll see what happens' kind of thing. From now on, I'm going to be a challenge to be won. If you get me, you deserve me. If you don't deserve me, you don't get me.
Hmmm.
Cold shot of reality injected here.....
Unless I'm drunk.
Posted by eurotrash at 4:22 am
